|—||Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue, December 9, 2013 (via latenightjimmy)|
Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.
And that’s how I got a concussion
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BOTTLE FALLING OVER AND CRUSHING HIM OH MY GOD
Bright Eyes - Lover I Don’t Have To Love
…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”